Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

haaaaaaaveyoumetted:

this show gives no fucks

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darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard
I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!

darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard

I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!

(Source: kristoffbjorgman, via grimaceandsmile)

my-jurisdiction:

WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING

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"You are part of my existence, part of myself. You have been in every line I have ever read."

— Charles Dicken,¬†Great Expectations¬† (via wordsnquotes)

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"I loved her against reason, against promise, against peace, against hope, against happiness, against all discouragement that could be."

— Charles Dickens, Great Expectations (via hqlines)


James Stewart attends the 16th Annual Academy Awards in 1946.

James Stewart attends the 16th Annual Academy Awards in 1946.

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